Sonnet

Your homework assignment over the weekend is to write your own sonnet: 14 Lines, 3 four lines stanzas, iambic pentameter 10 syllables per line, correct rhyme scheme (abab…), must have a title, and finally it must be in today’s language/lingo.

O' Britney Where Art Thou
O' Britney Spears how you keep on declining [A]
Bedazzled bras don't go with two time moms [B]
Look for a job in Utah Newscasting [A]
Or put your sad life on silly sitcoms[B]
Your art of lyp synching was beyond time [C]
Grammys no longer in your horizon [D]
Instead your job selling Indian lime[C]
Will outsell your records on Amazon[D]
As Christina rolls around in money [E]
And as Rihanna makes us go -ella[F]
Keep thinking about the Easter bunny[E]
And how you were once Cinderella[F]
And so as you head to your next hat shop [G]
I say farewell to the Ex- Queen of Pop [G]